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Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Friday, July 02, 2004


Oh, how wonderful it would be to live in popular animé.

Talking with my ex-boyfriend on a particular warm and sunny morning, I realized just how wonderful it would be to live in popular animé.  Pokémon, for instance.  The basic premise of this animated pre-pubescent wonder is that there are animals that exist that have special powers and it is possible that one can catch them with a specialized pokémon catching ball.  The series chronicles the adventures of Ash, his Pikachu, and the posse that follows him around.

Anyway, I am enamored with the thought of applying the Pokémon aspects to my romantic and sexual life.  I am quite amused by the fact that when you stumble onto a pokémon that you want, you inflict violence upon it by throwing a ball at it.  It appeals to me that I could lob something at an attractive man and capture him thusly.  Keep him in a ball until I can fully train and domesticate the beast that is Man.

Once training and domesticating has finished, I would be able to activate my Man-mon by throwing his capture vehicle to the floor, yelling something cocksure like, "Gooooooo Ex-Boyfriendemon!"  Or, "I choose you, Eight-Inchasaur!"  Then I will go to stadiums and compete my Man-mons with other sexy ladies to achieve the prestigious patches given out by the various Dojo-like Clans.

Let's see . . . there's the Domination Clan . . . the Erotica Clan . . . the Oral Compliments Clan . . .

Of course, you'd be able to watch in fascination the adventures of Deanna and her trusted Man-mon, Fuckwitchu and her orgy followers.  I'll be the greatest Man-mon trainer in all of the United States!

Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Posted at 12:29 pm by Deanna.

tracey
July 12, 2004   12:47 AM PDT
 
MAN MON OMG
loz
July 4, 2004   03:32 PM PDT
 
hahaha, excellent!

l.
x
Scott!
July 3, 2004   09:23 PM PDT
 
Feel free to call on the power of the everlasting Splotch-a-saurus
Gloria
July 3, 2004   09:21 PM PDT
 
Fuckwithchu.

I approve.
bal
July 2, 2004   02:38 PM PDT
 
Fuckwitchu...

an animal born from stream-of-consciousness conversation, no doubt!
Nemo
July 2, 2004   12:41 PM PDT
 
I don't know where you got the idea for this, but it's brilliant...you should do things like this more often.

Go, Fuckasaur!


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