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Thursday, January 12, 2006
I have accidentally stumbled upon the solution of curing a boyfriend from wanting to ply your face with sticky facials.
Instructions are as follows:
1. Get down on your knees.
2. Place your hands on his thighs.
3. Look up at him wantonly.
4. Say, "please . . . make spermy on my face."
Posted at 10:19 pm by Deanna.
 | | | (sp)Ike
March 21, 2006 11:17 PM PST
I'd be laughing too hard to actually do it. | |
| | | Debauched
January 16, 2006 10:39 AM PST
What the fuck . . .?
What the hell is lolis? | |
| | | D
January 16, 2006 09:28 AM PST
Lolis ... it's all sounding loli to me. | |
| | | HorrorKid
January 14, 2006 11:36 PM PST
i think it would depend on the way you said it lol, i think it may be kind of funny and hot all at once lol, but only if you "creamy all over my face" afterward haha | |
| | | Debauched
January 14, 2006 01:44 AM PST
You know I'd love you more if you'd just let me come on your face. | |
| | | Whitey
January 14, 2006 01:42 AM PST
Hey do you remember the time at Denny's and that conversation we had?
I still won't let you come on my face. And if you try, I do promise to use your creation against you. | |
| | | Leigh Brusk
January 14, 2006 01:36 AM PST
Holy Shit, that's hilarious!
That was a seriously good laugh... if I ever end up with a guy who likes that... | |
| | | Debauched
January 14, 2006 12:18 AM PST
I thought it would be hilarious, but most guys would be disgusted. I'm sure when the ladies sound off on this post we'll see if they find it humorous. And when the men find enough balls to comment here, we'll find out if that's an acceptable love plea.
Thus far, my ex-boyfriend was the first. He loves his facials. He was either blasting his load inside me, on my ass, or in my face. The way he'd come at me with those shaking legs reminded me of the lengths he would go just to plaster his face with his (sweet) come. He's big on facials but apparently this grossed him out.
And D, D is a pretty "liberal" type too. Sometimes I think of what would deter normal men from arousal, gets him off, and THIS grosses him out.
Anyway, we'll see. | |
| | | Monkey Man
January 13, 2006 11:30 PM PST
"please . . . make spermy on my face." That just sounds like it would be funny. | |
| | | Debauched
January 13, 2006 11:17 PM PST
Do clowns turn you on? Are you mixing humor with arousal? | |
| | | Monkey Man
January 13, 2006 07:50 PM PST
Alright so maybe not hot, but mostly because I'd probably bust up laughing. | |
| | | Debauched
January 13, 2006 05:41 PM PST
Yeah, Monkey Man seems like he may have intimacy issues.
You just don't degrade a woman when she asks to be degraded with that tone of voice. | |
| | | Ex-Boyfriend
January 13, 2006 04:45 PM PST
It was far from hot, it was morbidly disgusting. thank you for agreeing "D". And Monkey Man...you're sicker than I thought. hehe. | |
| | | Monkey Man
January 13, 2006 03:58 PM PST
I dunno, that actually sounds kind of hot. | |
| | | Debauched
January 13, 2006 01:39 PM PST
Hahahaha!
See, tried and tested on a second male subject.
Anybody else want to make spermy on my face? | |
| | | D
January 13, 2006 01:41 AM PST
*nearly throws up* Oh for fucks sake, NOOOOOOOOO! Goddammit all! | |
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