Seeing now as I am actively looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend, I've got to set some standards.
I am totally not attracted to butch bull dyke women. My gay girlfriends always talk about how hot this girl is or how they totally want to . . . whatever the female version is of "bone" that girl. All I can think of is barf.
I like women. Licking clit is approximately 5,000x easier than deepthroating dick. But I'd have to have a girly girlfriend.
The lesbian couple to which every pubescent guy masturbates.
Because I like my women women. If I wanted a man, I'd go get a man.
We'd spend a day off painting toenails and putting on heated mud masks, playing with new makeup when I make a joke and paint her lipstick out of her lips. She laughs and grabs a pillow and throws it at me. I take one of our numerous throw pillows and throw it at her, smearing her makeup. Suddenly it's an all out pillow fight and, miraculously, clothes start to disappear as feathers fly through the air. With a giggle, I push up her baby doll dress and start to lick her clit.
Yeah . . . that kind of lesbian.
Posted at 11:52 pm by Deanna.
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(sp)Ike
March 15, 2006 02:26 AM PST
Every guys wet dream |
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Gloria
March 14, 2006 01:22 PM PST
Your sister is so adorable. |
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kayla
March 13, 2006 08:59 AM PST
Hey DD, i so want a girlfriend, more then a boyfriend, its alot easier fisically emotionally and all that stuff with them, guys are stupid, and i dont want anything to do with guys for a while!
i love you!, SiS! |
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robot
October 9, 2004 03:34 AM PDT
dee~ you and i would so be best friends in real life. literate, lusty, perfectionists, island-ish. we rock. glad to see your prolific writing streak as of late. ride the wave, til it breaks. i've noticed the effects singledom has had on my writing too, seems i channel my sexual energy into it. (sidenote: i'm never not astonished at how well you write. it's all the more striking since this is not a predominately lit-based blog. delish.) anyhow, just checking in, love. xo.
::me::
p.s. *lol* re: lumpia in bed, instead of cigarettes. sign me up. :)
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Splotch!
October 7, 2004 11:59 PM PDT
I knew girls pillow fought on sleepovers. I totally knew it. Sweet. |
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